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Metal Hammer - Top 10 Dumbest Songs

5. Rammstein - ‘Bück Dich’

Jesus! And you’re asking why? Probably has something to do with 6ft German bodybuilders wandering around a stage waving a strap on dildo shouting, ‘Bend over!’ in a guttural Germanic accent documented on film on the first Family Values video. Votch out Korn, you are about to get annexed!

The full Top 10 rundown:
01.Def Leppard – Armageddon It
02.Blink 182 – I wanna fuck a dog in the Ass
03.Led Zeppelin – The Lemon Song
04.Extreme – Get the Funk Out
05.Rammstein - Bück Dich
06.Kiss – Uh! All Night
07.The Bloodhound Gang – Everything they have ever done. Ever. Twats.
08.Green Jelly – 3 Little Pigs
09.Limp Bizkit – Nookie
10.Jackyl – An open invitation (I hate you Bin Laden)

Metal Hammer - Top 20 Scariest Bands

Big burly German geezers who dress in lederhosen and wander around with strap on dildos singing ‘Bück Dich’. They also wield enough explosive firepower to make George W Bush envious. Fact. Legend has it, that when the band came into the UK for their now infamously cancelled London Astoria show, the band had tried to smuggle a rocket launcher through British customs. Not drugs, not a gun, but a frigging piece of military hardware. Good work mad fellas!

Full Top 20 rundown
20.Brujeria
19.Unsane
18.Axl Rose
17.Neurosis
16.Rammstein
15.Down
14.Biohazard
13.Mike Patton
12.Tairie B
11.American Head Charge
10.Boo-Yaa Tribe
09.Gwar
08.Deicide
07.Black Sabbath
06.Slayer
05.GG Allin
04.Slipknot
03.Mötley Crüe
02.Marilyn Manson
01.Mayhem

© 2005 Sue Lindemann